view profile: perfectmatch.com

 I posted this two years ago on my old blog, but it was suggested I renew it here for your amusement and contemplation.

Username: YHWH_777

Age

ancient of days

Height

beyond the heavens

Marital Status

single

Weight

hard to say 

Education

self-taught

Eye Color

varies

Occupation

management, IT, customer service, etc.—I’ve done it all
 

Hair Length

varies

Salary

cattle on a thousand hills
with variable tithe interest

Body Type

incorporeal

Smoke

occasionally, when leading friends by night through wilderness places

Race/Ethnicity

no

Have Children?

yes

Drink

red wine, especially with broken bread

Children at Home

93,864,527

People would describe your looks as

exactly like their own

Want Children?

definitely

People would describe
your intellect as

omniscient, yet somehow not
understanding what they’ve been through

Denomination

no preference

Favorite reading

letters from friends and children

Church Involvement

teaching and worship leader

Organizational Habits

meticulous

Moods

varies: generally benevolent, but will become angry when people are disrespectful or cruel

Personality Type

intense, compassionate

Sense of Humor

I enjoy a good joke

Any Pets?

sheep

Favorite Outdoor Activity

walking in the cool of the day

Fashion Sense

come as you are

Transportation

public

Favorite Music

praise & worship

Travel

I’ve pretty much been everywhere
 

Quirks/Habits?

I like the smell of burning fat on a BBQ more than almost anything.

Type of Relationship

personal

My entire schedule is set in stone, right to the end

 

Describe a little of your personality and character type:

I’m very strong-willed, personable, and patient. I really agree with the idea that “all you need is love.”

A friend of mine once wrote I am love, because he saw how important this is to me. I will do all that is in my power to reconcile differences with somebody, but once they’ve crossed the line–like for example, stealing from me or slandering me or whatnot–I’ll do all in my power to make certain that they won’t want to do that again: everything short of cutting off the relationship. I’m all about relationship, and I don’t want to lose anyone, ever. I always leave that up to them, but once they’ve cut it off with me, even though it hurts, I’ll respect that boundary.

It breaks my heart that people think they know me when they’ve never even bothered to talk to me–or that they understand everything about me when I’m higher than that. Sure, I’m simple–perfectly simple, some might say–but that can be really complex and difficult to understand if you just assume you know what it is, without ever bothering to get to know the real me.

I believe that sacrifice is the key to relationship. I believe that the more you sacrifice, the more you are able to love, and the more you realize what has been sacrificed for you, the more you will love.

What are your biggest pet peeves?

I hate it when people are disrespectful, disloyal, unkind, dishonest, or manipulative. I really hate it when somebody cheats on me or misrepresents me.

I also hate it that people use my name as some sort of endorsement for whatever they find really important, yet never bother to ask me what I think (or if they do ask, they’re too busy answering for me instead of listening to what I have to say). You know, sometimes I think I’m invisible.

My biggest peeve is when people pretend they are “in” with me, and then go around speaking for me instead of letting me speak for myself. This kind of thing really sparks my wrath, because it makes my family look bad. I hate it when people think I am whatever they want me to be, like I’m some sort of magic mirror that reflects only their self-absorbed fantasies or wishes. I’m not some anamorphous, evolving Being–I just am what I am!

What are some of your personal goals?

To have as many children as possible.

And…

I really do want world peace.

How did your previous relationship end and what positive lessons have you learned which will help you succeed in future relationships?

Oh, this is a hard one! I have so many relationships. But any relationship that has ended has ended because the other chose to, not because I did. I can’t say I’ve learned anything; I’ve really not changed at all.

I will always offer everything. Take it or leave it. But I’d really rather you take it. I’ll be here waiting.

 

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